Day-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you know, just living. It's always different. Try to work out, try to stay in shape, and try to have some fun.

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.

Being a big star and being known, making movies and a lot of money - that really doesn't interest me.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.

You see people waving. You dont see people having problems, with each other at least.

I am now half Asian. I have learned all the ancient teachings of Buddi.

I've actually tried to give Brett Ratner dance lessons, but he thinks he already knows how to.