I get on stage and talk about different stuff in my life and what I've been through and what I think about the world. It's picking out highlights of things and how I became who I am and how my daddy raised me.

I've got a big closet of scripts, and a big stack of scripts on the side of my desk, because you get a whole bunch. Nothing's going to be perfect, and I realize that; but I am a perfectionist, so you go through a lot of stuff.

I've been smokin' ever since I was two.

You see people waving. You dont see people having problems, with each other at least.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.

I couldn't imagine not having clean water.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?