I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I never knew I could get such a high from telling a joke. There's something so extraordinary about having people listening to you and hanging onto your words - it's a great feeling.

I am now half Asian. I have learned all the ancient teachings of Buddi.

You got to control your own destiny. You got to keep writin different stuff. Keep switchin up and never do the same thin too many times.

A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

I think my life is a movie and your life reflects your work.

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.

I reenact everything. I love to paint a picture for my audience. I'm a lot like Richard Pryor in that aspect. I do a lot of acting on stage, acting out and visualizing stuff. I love to do that. I'm into it so much, it just comes out of me.