It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

You see people waving. You dont see people having problems, with each other at least.

I think real life reflects your movies. In your life, you pick stuff that influences what movie roles you wanna pick. I think if you've got an interesting life, you wanna do interesting movies about interesting things.

I've actually tried to give Brett Ratner dance lessons, but he thinks he already knows how to.

I think my life is a movie and your life reflects your work.

I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?