Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It's a good thing. That's why I want to work.

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.

Just believe in yourself and work really hard. And when doors open, take advantage of every opportunity you can.

Day-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you know, just living. It's always different. Try to work out, try to stay in shape, and try to have some fun.

That’s the last time I let Wesley Snipes help me out with my taxes!

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.