I swear, the bigger your muscles get, the duller you are. You become fascinated with carbs and protein and ripped abs and things that are just not interesting at all.

Planning a career, I always find a tricky thing, because I don't have much of a plan, really.

I won't kill you but I don't have to save you.

I never applied to any acting schools. I don't know if that's just bad reporting, or - sometimes I just make stuff up.

Were all conning ourselves, one way or another, just to get through life.

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people have got to have their faith rewarded.

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.