There are occasions when I've pretended to be in a firefight, and then there are people who have really been in a firefight. Clearly it's absolutely ridiculous, and even disrespectful, to suggest that I understand what that is.

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people have got to have their faith rewarded.

Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly, and your body is groaning and starting to really shout at you, saying, 'Why? Why? Why? Why are you doing this?'

For me, I think the harder the shoot, the more I feel like I'm enjoying myself.

What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be something a little bit loose in there.

I certainly liked performing [Patrick Bateman], but it was because he thinks he's so [bloody] cool and just the [stuff], but is really such a cheesy dork.

Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have.