Altruism is selfishness out with a pair of field glasses and imagination.
Ye want to tell the plain truth all your life, woman, and speak straight; otherwise ye get to seeing double.
A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.
A tory youth is a youth speculating on his future.
Philosophy is by the timid for the timid.
The French are a tremendously verbal race: they kill you with their assurances, their repetitions, their reasons, their platitudes, their formulae, their propositions, their solutions.