A lie is real; it aims at success. A liar is a realist.

I wish I had a man and not a dishrag printed over with big words like 'constitutional rights' and 'progress'!

A lie is real; it aims at success. A liar is a realist.

Weak, tea-drinking, effeminate, ineffectual--masters of India, robbers of South Africa, bedevillers of all Europe.

I know your breed; all your fine officials debauch the younger girls who are afraid to lose their jobs: that's as old as Washington.

Socialist writers are made of sterner stuff than those who only let their characters steeplechase through trouble in order to comeout first in the happy ending of moral uplift.

Old age is perhaps life's decision about us.