All middle-class novels are about the trials of three, all upper-class novels about mass fornication, all revolutionary novels about a bad man turned good by a tractor.

Ye want to tell the plain truth all your life, woman, and speak straight; otherwise ye get to seeing double.

If equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers.

Intuition is not infallible; it only seems to be the truth. It is a message which we may interpret wrongly.

Each Australian is a Ulysses.

When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets are wealth.

All middle-class novels are about the trials of three, all upper-class novels about mass fornication, all revolutionary novels about a bad man turned good by a tractor.