It gets on my nerves when women take too much time on makeup. You would think after a lifetime they would have the process down to less than 45 minutes!

If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?

Killing time. Its a very crass and breezy expression when you ponder it for a moment, considering that time, after all, is killing us.

We all have powers within us that we don't know exist until we're tested. There are no limitations to what you can do if you have the determination.

I refuse to allow a disability to determine how I live my life. I don't mean to be reckless, but setting a goal that seems a bit daunting actually is very helpful toward recovery.

Living in fear is not living at all.