Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together in the pot. You eat all the carrots, then all the potatoes, then the meat. You won't go away hungry, but it's not quite satisfying. Only a biography, or autobiography, gives you the hot meal.

Who needs evidence when you've got the Internet?

Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that has turned me on, but I find her quite okay.

The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain.

Nothing raises the national temperature more than a VACANCY sign hanging from the colonnaded front of the Supreme Court.