Who needs evidence when you've got the Internet?

One realization does dawn upon the death of the second parent, namely that you've now moved into the green room to the River Styx. You're next.

I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that has turned me on, but I find her quite okay.

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

The best advice on writing I've ever received was from William Zinsser: 'Be grateful for every word you can cut.'

Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.

The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain.