E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

Nothing raises the national temperature more than a VACANCY sign hanging from the colonnaded front of the Supreme Court.

The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain.

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that has turned me on, but I find her quite okay.

Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.