A good liar must have a good memory.

The penalty for getting mugged in an American city and losing your ID is that you can't fly home.

A good liar must have a good memory.

Religion of every kind involves the promise that the misery and futility of existence can be overcome or even transfigured. One might suppose that the possession of such a magnificent formula, combined with the tremendous assurance of a benevolent God, would make a person happy. But such appears not to be the case.: unease and insecurity and rage seem to keep up with blissful certainty, and even to outpace it.

As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.

To be against rationalization is not the same as to be opposed to reasoning.

I have quite a decent constitution in spite of all my abuse of it and my advanced years. I'm still quite robust.