We become accomplices in evil every time we seek to soothe the unslakable appetites of the crime family that sits in Pyongyang.

Well look, I mean, I think that prayer and holy water, and things like that are all fine. They don't do any good, but they don't necessarily do any harm. It's touching to be thought of in that way. It makes up for those who tell me that I've got my just desserts.

Friends call me Hitch. Maybe it can be turned into a 900-phone number. People would pay to talk to me.

Nothing optional -- from homosexuality to adultery -- is ever made punishable unless those who do the prohibiting (and exact the fierce punishment) have a repressed desire to participate.

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.

If the Qur'an was the word of God, it had been dictated on a very bad day.

A good liar must have a good memory.