There is no English surname, however ancient and dignified, that cannot instantly be improved by the prefix ‘Spanker’.

If I was to interrupt this article every few sentences, asking you whether or not I was making a good impression on you, I hope and believe that you would think I was a servile jerk. Yet this is what our politicians are doing in every speech.

Not many people come through esophageal cancer and live to talk about it, or not for long.

The first thing I can remember I ever wanted was to go to the United States. And for reasons that are as conventional as you can imagine: I wanted to know if it was really true that it was the land of opportunity, of democracy, and individual liberty.

The mildest criticism of religion is also the most radical and the most devastating one. Religion is man-made.

An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.' 'Oh really, that's interesting: one didn't think there was a class system in the United States.' 'Nobody does. That's how it survives.

Your favorite virtue? An appreciation for irony.