There is no English surname, however ancient and dignified, that cannot instantly be improved by the prefix ‘Spanker’.

I've proved to be as difficult to convert as I am to hypnotize.

Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.

Exceptional claims, require exceptional evidence.

One of the many dreadful aspects of the Kennedy 'legacy' is the now-unbreakable grip of celebrity politics, image-doctoring, stage management, and "torch-passing" rhetoric in general.

God did not create man in his own image. Evidently, it was quite the other way about, which is the painless explanation for the profusion of gods and religions, and the fratricide both between and among faiths, that we see all about us and that has so retarded the development of civilization.

I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful.