What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition.

Friends call me Hitch. Maybe it can be turned into a 900-phone number. People would pay to talk to me.

To reflect upon the event horizon is a great deal more awe-inspiring than a burning bush or a wooden statue that weeps or pees or bleeds.

I'm terrified of losing my voice.

I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement [Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough.

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

If waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.