Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.

Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal

People, generally, suck.

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.