Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I?

Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.

No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

I love you above all things, even pie.

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.