What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed to want to get rid of.

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.