It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker.

Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.