May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
I think I'm what they call a never-was.
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy