How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
Children see magic because they look for it.
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.
From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.