Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Don't bruise the Foo!

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.