Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.

Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy

We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.