Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the clothes and the make up, it was the humanity. He wasn't part of it. Heightened senses or not, he felt like he had his nose pressed against the window, looking in. The problem was, it was the window of a donut shop.

I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?