I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.
Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome
That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.