Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.

Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?

The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.

Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.