Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

Don't bruise the Foo!

Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.

The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens."I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting." Him." Pardon?" It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.