I've won Satan's lottery.

Why understand when you can believe?

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.

You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.