He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write. Why me?

And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

I've won Satan's lottery.

We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.