He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into the future in his imagination and see possibilities, and therefore survived to pass his genes on to the next generation.

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.