He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.