He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.

How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

I fink I gots deaf on me willie.