He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft that is all that lies between you and a dark sea full of sharks, the hiss of your life leaking out at the seams.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.

Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.

It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.

One can't be free without action.