He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.

Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear.

You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.