We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.