Hope is merely another face of desire.

Don't bruise the Foo!

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We are in a four-star inn right now. I don't know what the conversion from harlots to stars is.)

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.