Hope is merely another face of desire.

Science, you don't know, looks like magic.

Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.