May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like to spend your watch looking for the box where your head is kept, resist the urge to wax ignorant on her naughty bits." -Pocket I don't know what that means, sir." -Yeoman Speak not of Regan's shaggacity, son" [...] -Pocket

After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.

Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want everyone calling security. You're always supposed to have a towel. I read about it in a guide for hitchhiking through the galaxy.