May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Children see magic because they look for it.

One can't be free without action.

She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

Don't bruise the Foo!

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Blessed are the dumbfucks.