May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.

She laughed. My favorite music.

The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.

Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.