May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

Children see magic because they look for it.

We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.