May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.

And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.

He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.