An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone.

The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.