Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.

An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.