And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.

They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?