And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

This Roberto. He no like the light.

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory

It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?