Never write up your diary on the day itself, for it takes longer than that to know what happened.
Christopher MorleyIt is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.
Christopher MorleyThe evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.
Christopher MorleyEverybody thinks of others as being excessively human, with all the frailties and crotchets appertaining to that curious condition. But each of us also seems to regard himself as existing on a detached plane of observation, exempt (save in moments of avid crisis) from the strange whims of humanity en masse.
Christopher Morley