The evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.
Christopher MorleyIt is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.
Christopher MorleyLots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.
Christopher MorleyTruth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.
Christopher MorleyThere is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love, and like that colossal adventure it is an experience of great social import. Even as the tranced swain, the booklover yearns to tell others of his bliss. He writes letters about it, adds it to the postscript of all manner of communications, intrudes it into telephone messages, and insists on his friends writing down the title of the find. Like the simple-hearted betrothed, once certain of his conquest
Christopher Morley