Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.
Christopher MorleyDancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Christopher MorleyNever write up your diary on the day itself, for it takes longer than that to know what happened.
Christopher Morley