Never write up your diary on the day itself, for it takes longer than that to know what happened.

The little Plumpuppets are fairies of beds; They have nothing to do but watch sleepyheads; They turn down the sheets and they tuck you in tight, And dance on your pillow to wish you good night!

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure of speech is too great for his income of ideas.

Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. You yourself are a part of Him.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.