One of the penalties of being a human being is other human beings.

The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure of speech is too great for his income of ideas.

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.

Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what I please, I think I shall always insist upon these.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.