Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Perhaps this is an age when men think bravely of the human spirit; for surely they have a strange lust to lay it bare.

Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!