Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.
Christopher MorleyThere are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.
Christopher MorleyWhy do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?
Christopher MorleyThe unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure of speech is too great for his income of ideas.
Christopher Morley