Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what I please, I think I shall always insist upon these.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Truth is the ricochet of a prejudice bouncing off a fact.

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.