Perhaps this is an age when men think bravely of the human spirit; for surely they have a strange lust to lay it bare.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

My prayer is that what we have gone through [World War One] will startle the world into some new realization of the sanctity of life, animal as well as human.

Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!