Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Living in a bookshop is like living in a warehouse of explosives. Those shelves are ranked with the most furious combustibles in the world--the brains of men.