Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!

My prayer is that what we have gone through [World War One] will startle the world into some new realization of the sanctity of life, animal as well as human.

There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?

The plural of spouse is spice.

It will be a shock to men when they realize that thoughts that were fast enough for today are not fast enough for tomorrow. But thinking tomorrow's thoughts today is one kind of future life.

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.