A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The plural of spouse is spice.

That's what this country needs -- more books!

It will be a shock to men when they realize that thoughts that were fast enough for today are not fast enough for tomorrow. But thinking tomorrow's thoughts today is one kind of future life.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.