Write for the love of writing and you can't go wrong.

There's a thin, blurry line between humor and tragedy.

Rules and Things Number 63: Never, Ever Say Something Bad About Someone You Don't Know--Especially When You're Around a Bunch of Strangers. You Never Can Tell Who Might Be Kin to That Person or Who Might Be a Lip-Flapping, Big-Mouth Spy.

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!

I do think it is important to look at the writing as a job though and to commit to it like you'd have to commit to a regular nine-to-five.

I'm the same age as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.