You think sex is dirty. You have a dirty mind.

In this world of gossip, a good listener is rarer than a great orator.

You search endlessly for permanent happiness in a world where nothing is permanent.

It is a paradox. Life is that way. God designed it that way. I believe I met him once. He was full of mischief.

The physics are simple in theory, but in practice they are filled with the possibility for limitless error.

One does not beg for a glass of water from the devil.

Krishna was once asked what was the most miraculous thing in all creation, and he replied, "That a man should wake each morning and believe deep in his heart that he will live forever, even though he knows that he is doomed.