Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?

How far would you go for someone you love ? I heard this story, about this woman, who actually lifted a car off of her baby. 'Course I would have said, Dude! Back up. But, wasn't my kid. When I was born, if I'd have known all the stuff my dad was going to do for me, I'd have crawled right back in.

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.

Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."

We're looking for answers in a landfill instead of looking to people who bring the light.