When I think about the future, I'm not necessarily arguing it's going to be better or worse. I'm just saying it's going to be different.

We all eventually become whatever we pretend to hate.

Maybe it takes forty years of your life to understand how the world seems to work.

The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident.

Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most men remain average; males are better at hating things that can't hate them back (e.g., lawnmowers, cats, the Denver Broncos, et cetera). They don't see the big picture.

The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably.

Punk was perfect for lazy people, because anyone could do it--you didn't even need to know how to play your instrument, assuming you knew how to plug it in. There was really no difference between Sid Vicious and anyone in London who owned a bass.