It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.

I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it.

In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn't seem to care.

I am ready to be alone.

What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?

I think people's relationship with the concept of violence changes, and that to me might be a little more interesting.

Sometimes I think children are the worst people alive. And even if they're not- even if some smiling toddler is as pure as Evian- it's only a matter of time.