In some ways, Halloween is much easier for women. They can just dress as sluts, and it's kind of a costume, if they never do any other time.

It's possible this whole "Why do Latinos love Morrisey?" question will haunt us forever. Fortunately, Canadian academics are on the case.

Let's face it: Sadness and evil are always more believable than happiness and love. When a movie reviewer calls a film "realistic," everyone knows what that means--it means the movie has an unhappy ending.

We all believe that we are a certain kind of person, but we never know until we do something that proves otherwise, or until we die.

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.