Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
Chuck KlostermanThe falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.
Chuck KlostermanThe reason that people in the intellectual community argue that football is dangerous is because there's now a large swath of society that has no relationship to physicality or potential violence.
Chuck KlostermanWe are often wrong about the past, but at least with the past you can change your thinking. We can't do that with the future.
Chuck Klosterman