Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.

Some say that time is like water that flows around us (like a stone in the river) and some say we flow with time (like a twig floating on the surface of the water).

It is very easy for me to imagine in 200 years, people looking back at chemotherapy as proof that people of the 20th century were insane and just morons.

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

I feel like a lot of people involved with celebrity journalism have interesting ideas about the people they want to write about going into the interview. Then as soon as they actually sit down with that person, they basically ask the questions they think journalists are supposed to ask, and they start viewing themselves almost as a peer of the subject. Like they're going to become friends. That's why most celebrity journalism is so terrible.

Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.

Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base.